Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
have you ever met someone so stupid they make you want to literally punch yourself in the face
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
i love college because i can just walk into traffic and everyone will just stop for me like its nothing